I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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