No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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