I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were trust falling into bushes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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