do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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