sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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