I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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