She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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