Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My life is pants optional.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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