so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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