I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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