Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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