Porn is love you can see.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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