the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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