I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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