I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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