I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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