I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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