At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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