The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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