I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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