i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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