she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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