i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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