is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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