Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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