I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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