On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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