So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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