I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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