I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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