what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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