Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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