You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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