With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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