yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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