do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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