his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Text me some of your sweat
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