I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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