Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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