They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Just high enough for therapy.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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