Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..