No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.