called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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