I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.