Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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