Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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