The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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