We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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