Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
whose parrot is this?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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