He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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