And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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