On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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