All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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