sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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