i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he quoted the bible to break up with me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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