i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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