Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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