Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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