Do you still have your period?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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