The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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