Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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