I got chris browned last night
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
