Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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