Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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