I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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